{"type":"standard","title":"Noah Wyle","displaytitle":"Noah Wyle","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q315208","titles":{"canonical":"Noah_Wyle","normalized":"Noah Wyle","display":"Noah Wyle"},"pageid":311358,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Noah-Wyle-2010_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Noah-Wyle-2010_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":397},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Noah-Wyle-2010_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":2143,"height":2658},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291592624","tid":"0bf42db3-36d4-11f0-bb08-c5d0f549ca53","timestamp":"2025-05-22T06:14:41Z","description":"American actor (born 1971)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Wyle","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Wyle?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Wyle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Noah_Wyle"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Wyle","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Noah_Wyle","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah_Wyle?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Noah_Wyle"}},"extract":"Noah Strausser Speer Wyle is an American actor, producer, director, and writer. He started his career as John Carter in the NBC medical drama ER (1994–2009), earning nominations for three Golden Globe Awards and five Primetime Emmy Awards. Recently he has featured in a starring role as Dr. Michael \"Robby\" Robinavitch in the Max medical drama The Pitt.","extract_html":"
Noah Strausser Speer Wyle is an American actor, producer, director, and writer. He started his career as John Carter in the NBC medical drama ER (1994–2009), earning nominations for three Golden Globe Awards and five Primetime Emmy Awards. Recently he has featured in a starring role as Dr. Michael \"Robby\" Robinavitch in the Max medical drama The Pitt.
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